"You've failed, jeweler!"

[Watching: Fantasia (the scene where the poor stegosaurus gets eaten by the T-Rex *weeps*)]

Just a quick update on gifts that I received:

• A James Dean calendar (with a picture of his gravestone for the month of November...wtf? Guess I will be skipping that one)
• Rock Band pajamas
• i-Tunes gift card
• Borders gift card
• CASH
• A Razor (again, wtf?)
• an acid-trip-esque make-up bag
• An encyclopedia on magical creatures (that has NO pictures; what the hell am I supposed to do, READ it? Hah, likely)
• Sheets
• Socks
• Candles!
• A subscription to New Scientist (don't laugh, it's absolutely fascinating)
• Mandy gave me a necklace that she made and Andrew is still drawing my present. Damn, I wish I could put up a picture of what he made me for my birthday).

My mom got a Mystery Science Theater 3000 season on DVD that came with a little Tom Servo action figure in it and I briefly contemplated killing her for it but I decided to just sneak it up to my room. That was probably a good choice on my part.

Waaaaay too much Beatles stuff, I had a mild conniption fit when I saw how much stuff. (Actually, that's ridiculous, you can never have enough Beatles stuff)

Beatles Merchandise:

• Help! Movie
• Yellow Submarine Movie
• The Magical Mystery Tour Movie
• Past Masters CD (I own every other CD)
• 11 hour, 5 disc Beatles Anthology DVD set thingamabob
• John Lennon T-shirt (it has him playing piano and "Imagine all the people, living life in peace" written on it)

So...yeah, a pretty good haul this year. My Yellow Submarine movie hasn't actually arrived, per se, but my aunt told me it's on the way, so that kicks ass.

Merry Christmas, minions!

Chris Farley: Sooo....Paul...Do you remember that time, uh, that you were in uh...The Beatles?

Paul McCartney: ....yes.

Chris Farley: And remember how there was that whole big deal about if you played the songs backwards, it said "Paul is dead, Paul is dead?"

Paul McCartney: ....yes.

Chris Farley: So, you weren't really dead, were you?

Paul McCartney: .....no.

"Oh no! It's a pair of kinky bootbeasts!"

Current Mood : Cleansed

Decided Prison Name: Scarlett Fever.

Currently Listening to : Somewhere over the Rainbow (in my head)

Daaaamn.

This blog was supposed to be different. I was supposed to update it at least every week and here I am, ignoring it like a dumpster baby on prom night.

Soooo...it's almost Christmas (or as I like to call it "Jesusmas") and I am looking forward to when it is over. NO MORE GOD DAMN CHRISTMAS CAROLS. I hate joy.

In other breaking news, I will be taking a class in filmmaking at a community college soon, and I will finally figure out how to use Windows Moviemaker! I am SO thrilled. I know all the artsy stuff (what light to use, angles that look good, visual cues and all that jazz) so now I will be able to actually MAKE my films! I will need a video camera... *leaps down stairs to add to Jesusmas list*

I've been missing Shayna something terrible these last few days and then I remember that she's a total weasel faced ice bitch and I wonder how I ever could have been friends with her and then I go back to missing her again. *sigh* I wish our friendship hadn't ended with her calling Andrew ugly, stupid, and untalented (he's an artist).

Not that I'm sinking down to her level, but...her boyfriend has a hunch. And she cheated on him. And he knows it. The sex must be really good for that twitchy Quasimodo because he still hasn't left her.

Okay, that was totally sinking down to her level.

I miss that she was the only person to make me laugh, and I miss the whispered conversations about Kiefer (eye)raping River Phoenix in Stand By Me.

Pictured from left to right : River Phoenix, Sexual tension, Kiefer Sutherland

We used to have so much fun. I really do miss her sometimes.

Anyhoo, I went to a Thai restaurant with our Indian neighbors tonight, and I was a little bit frightened because I'm not really all that adventurous when it comes to expanding my culinary horizons. My idea of "eating outside the box" is using strawberry jelly instead of grape on my PB & J.

But all that worry was for naught, since I enjoyed the food and much merriment was had by all. You probably thought this story had a point, but alas, you were wrong.

1,000 Things that Suck (continued)

6.) Having parents come ten minutes early to pick you up from someone's house

This can lead to the hiding of the booze, the putting on of clothes, and/or chewing up as many breath mints as possible to hide the POT on your breath.

7.) Drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.

This seriously made me doubt the existence of a God.

8.) Tim Burton Fans

Newsflash! The Nightmare Before Christmas is not the best movie ever made. Also, it was released at least two years before you were born. The best movie ever made is a tie between Stand By Me and Fight Club, hands down.

9.) Letting your friend listen to your favorite song and they tell you it blows.

Bitch, I will TELL you what to like!

10.) The smell of a school bus

The perfect blend of hormonal teenagers and despair.

"Is there a cock-fight arena around here?"

~ A Mighty Wind

She's Often Inclined to Borrow Somebody's Dreams 'till Tomorrow

[Like a Virgin ~ Madonna]



Howdy. I'm back.


As you all should know, my name is Molly, and I have been blogging for quite some time, switching from blog site to blog site like a cheap whore.


Anyways, this little here blog is going to be a bit different than anything else I've done. It is going to incorporate my life, as well as my own personal list of 1,000 Things That Suck.


Now, onto a bit about me:


Times I've been locked in a bathroom stall: 4


Amount of people in my school whose gender I cannot, for the life of me, ascertain : 3

Pairs of flip-flops I own : 0

Number of Beatles songs on my iPod : 248


Number of ex-best friends : 1


Time I've watched Stand By Me in my Lifetime : 73


Number of pictures of James Dean in my room : 4


Average number of hours I spend on homework a night : 4


Soul Mate's Name : Andrew




Now, here's the partial list of 1,000 Things that Suck!


(not in order)

1.) Changing the radio station and just missing your favorite song

And then the next song is something by Jimmy Buffet. It's like rubbing salt in a wound.

2.) Spotting an open toilet stall in a bathroom and then realizing it's disgusting

Really? We can put a man on the moon and make sneakers that light up but we can't flush?

3.) New Jersey

This does not need to be explained.

4.) Realizing your childhood is over

Santa Claus is fake, you don't want anything from a gift shop, not getting the same thrill from dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, etc...

5.) Seeing roadkill

Worse: realizing that that roadkill is Sparky, your beloved Cocker Spaniel.

"How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?"

~John Cusack in "The Sure Thing"