She's Often Inclined to Borrow Somebody's Dreams 'till Tomorrow

[Like a Virgin ~ Madonna]



Howdy. I'm back.


As you all should know, my name is Molly, and I have been blogging for quite some time, switching from blog site to blog site like a cheap whore.


Anyways, this little here blog is going to be a bit different than anything else I've done. It is going to incorporate my life, as well as my own personal list of 1,000 Things That Suck.


Now, onto a bit about me:


Times I've been locked in a bathroom stall: 4


Amount of people in my school whose gender I cannot, for the life of me, ascertain : 3

Pairs of flip-flops I own : 0

Number of Beatles songs on my iPod : 248


Number of ex-best friends : 1


Time I've watched Stand By Me in my Lifetime : 73


Number of pictures of James Dean in my room : 4


Average number of hours I spend on homework a night : 4


Soul Mate's Name : Andrew




Now, here's the partial list of 1,000 Things that Suck!


(not in order)

1.) Changing the radio station and just missing your favorite song

And then the next song is something by Jimmy Buffet. It's like rubbing salt in a wound.

2.) Spotting an open toilet stall in a bathroom and then realizing it's disgusting

Really? We can put a man on the moon and make sneakers that light up but we can't flush?

3.) New Jersey

This does not need to be explained.

4.) Realizing your childhood is over

Santa Claus is fake, you don't want anything from a gift shop, not getting the same thrill from dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, etc...

5.) Seeing roadkill

Worse: realizing that that roadkill is Sparky, your beloved Cocker Spaniel.

"How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?"

~John Cusack in "The Sure Thing"