"Oh no! It's a pair of kinky bootbeasts!"

Current Mood : Cleansed

Decided Prison Name: Scarlett Fever.

Currently Listening to : Somewhere over the Rainbow (in my head)

Daaaamn.

This blog was supposed to be different. I was supposed to update it at least every week and here I am, ignoring it like a dumpster baby on prom night.

Soooo...it's almost Christmas (or as I like to call it "Jesusmas") and I am looking forward to when it is over. NO MORE GOD DAMN CHRISTMAS CAROLS. I hate joy.

In other breaking news, I will be taking a class in filmmaking at a community college soon, and I will finally figure out how to use Windows Moviemaker! I am SO thrilled. I know all the artsy stuff (what light to use, angles that look good, visual cues and all that jazz) so now I will be able to actually MAKE my films! I will need a video camera... *leaps down stairs to add to Jesusmas list*

I've been missing Shayna something terrible these last few days and then I remember that she's a total weasel faced ice bitch and I wonder how I ever could have been friends with her and then I go back to missing her again. *sigh* I wish our friendship hadn't ended with her calling Andrew ugly, stupid, and untalented (he's an artist).

Not that I'm sinking down to her level, but...her boyfriend has a hunch. And she cheated on him. And he knows it. The sex must be really good for that twitchy Quasimodo because he still hasn't left her.

Okay, that was totally sinking down to her level.

I miss that she was the only person to make me laugh, and I miss the whispered conversations about Kiefer (eye)raping River Phoenix in Stand By Me.

Pictured from left to right : River Phoenix, Sexual tension, Kiefer Sutherland

We used to have so much fun. I really do miss her sometimes.

Anyhoo, I went to a Thai restaurant with our Indian neighbors tonight, and I was a little bit frightened because I'm not really all that adventurous when it comes to expanding my culinary horizons. My idea of "eating outside the box" is using strawberry jelly instead of grape on my PB & J.

But all that worry was for naught, since I enjoyed the food and much merriment was had by all. You probably thought this story had a point, but alas, you were wrong.

1,000 Things that Suck (continued)

6.) Having parents come ten minutes early to pick you up from someone's house

This can lead to the hiding of the booze, the putting on of clothes, and/or chewing up as many breath mints as possible to hide the POT on your breath.

7.) Drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.

This seriously made me doubt the existence of a God.

8.) Tim Burton Fans

Newsflash! The Nightmare Before Christmas is not the best movie ever made. Also, it was released at least two years before you were born. The best movie ever made is a tie between Stand By Me and Fight Club, hands down.

9.) Letting your friend listen to your favorite song and they tell you it blows.

Bitch, I will TELL you what to like!

10.) The smell of a school bus

The perfect blend of hormonal teenagers and despair.

"Is there a cock-fight arena around here?"

~ A Mighty Wind